Actually, it doesn’t suck to be a girl during the Super Bowl. Maybe you just suck at being a girl. Do you find that you are insecure in your femininity and think that you have to eschew all “guy” things in order to prove yourself ladylike enough?
This isn’t funny, so it can’t be satire. It also isn’t sratty or a letter to some celebrity I give zero fucks about either, so I’m not sure why it’s here.
Oh wait, it’s try-hardy, that must be it. Because we don’t have enough of that on the TSM wall.
You know who else believes in leaving everything to the men?
Middle Eastern dictators.
Does this look like the middle east? No, this is America, and on her birthday, maybe we should be enjoying our freedoms instead of trying to restrict it under the guise of being ladylike.
So go ahead ladies, peel out of the country club with your golf bag in the passenger seat of your cherry muscle car as you head over to the yacht club, because this is America, and just like we don’t have to hide under a burqa, we definitely don’t have to hide our freedom just because someone else would be more comfortable in Saudi Arabia having men do everything while she requires an escort to leave her own house.
I find it hard to believe that sorority houses, especially in Mississippi, don’t have back staircases or boys ambitious enough to get around whatever’s, um… shackblocking them if for some reason they can’t take you back to their house. Also, if standards is keeping you down, hide your liquor in your cars (not in the front silly, in the trunk with the spare tire). You’re welcome.
OMG so true! These ladies better make sure not to eat more than one animal cracker a week! They might get all the way to a size 2, which is far too large to even be seen in public! Look at her thumb, it’s already getting fat from just being NEAR calories!
(Obviously sarcastic, but help yourselves, ladies: There’s at least 3 TSMs in that paragraph that would easily earn more than 100 Nice Moves.)
Oh and ZTA, although “blue blood” is also a UM reference, I’m from New York, sweetie. Maybe you’ve heard, (if not, I’ll spell it out nice and country simple for you!) but I reckon there’s some real fancy society folk up there in a big ole city!
The University of Michigan also has the largest living alumni base of any university, so it’s a little bit of a stretch to say no one cares about us.
Clicking “Share” on Facebook vs. leaving our cozy houses to go to Detroit and help physically tear down former crackhouses to make communities safer in hopes of rebuilding and rejuvenating a city… Big difference. There’s only so much you can do without lifting a finger. If you really want to go help abroad, you could always join the Peace Corps, like one of my sisters did.
Actually, it doesn’t suck to be a girl during the Super Bowl. Maybe you just suck at being a girl. Do you find that you are insecure in your femininity and think that you have to eschew all “guy” things in order to prove yourself ladylike enough?
This isn’t funny, so it can’t be satire. It also isn’t sratty or a letter to some celebrity I give zero fucks about either, so I’m not sure why it’s here.
Oh wait, it’s try-hardy, that must be it. Because we don’t have enough of that on the TSM wall.
I thought she was in a sorority, but it’s not on wikipedia any more… maybe?
You know who else believes in leaving everything to the men?
Middle Eastern dictators.
Does this look like the middle east? No, this is America, and on her birthday, maybe we should be enjoying our freedoms instead of trying to restrict it under the guise of being ladylike.
So go ahead ladies, peel out of the country club with your golf bag in the passenger seat of your cherry muscle car as you head over to the yacht club, because this is America, and just like we don’t have to hide under a burqa, we definitely don’t have to hide our freedom just because someone else would be more comfortable in Saudi Arabia having men do everything while she requires an escort to leave her own house.
Happy Independence Day, y’all.
I find it hard to believe that sorority houses, especially in Mississippi, don’t have back staircases or boys ambitious enough to get around whatever’s, um… shackblocking them if for some reason they can’t take you back to their house. Also, if standards is keeping you down, hide your liquor in your cars (not in the front silly, in the trunk with the spare tire). You’re welcome.
OMG so true! These ladies better make sure not to eat more than one animal cracker a week! They might get all the way to a size 2, which is far too large to even be seen in public! Look at her thumb, it’s already getting fat from just being NEAR calories!
(Obviously sarcastic, but help yourselves, ladies: There’s at least 3 TSMs in that paragraph that would easily earn more than 100 Nice Moves.)
So I take it Northwood University has just discovered TFM.
There is no way this is the University of Michigan’s rock. Too small and too illiterate, and that looks nothing like Hill and Washtenaw. Laps.
Couldn’t have said it better myself, Breauxman.
Oh and ZTA, although “blue blood” is also a UM reference, I’m from New York, sweetie. Maybe you’ve heard, (if not, I’ll spell it out nice and country simple for you!) but I reckon there’s some real fancy society folk up there in a big ole city!
The University of Michigan also has the largest living alumni base of any university, so it’s a little bit of a stretch to say no one cares about us.
…As opposed to the south, home of the highest obesity rates in the country? Nice try.
Nothing says “Formal Recruitment Dropout” like a local “sorority.”
It may be from the state of Michigan, but not the University of Michigan. UM Flint is to Michigan as UAH is to Alabama.
This would be Arizona.
Clicking “Share” on Facebook vs. leaving our cozy houses to go to Detroit and help physically tear down former crackhouses to make communities safer in hopes of rebuilding and rejuvenating a city… Big difference. There’s only so much you can do without lifting a finger. If you really want to go help abroad, you could always join the Peace Corps, like one of my sisters did.
Actually, a lot of us do help the less fortune in America. It’s this thing called philanthropy, maybe your chapter’s heard of it.
Way to defy Greek stereotypes.
Probably because of all the money Invisible Children blows on making their videos and marketing them.
^This. The only thing worse than Miller Lite commercials is actually drinking Miller Lite.
I wish ADPi had a chapter at MSU I could blame this on.
Go Blue!