You had me at “Law School”. TSM.

There’s a T-shirt for that. TSM.

You know you’re a GDI, if you’re a teen mom. TSM.

Behind every good TFM is a great TSM.

I’m conservative everywhere except the bedroom. TSM.

Disney gave me completely realistic expectations of love. TSM.

Don’t expect me to get on my knees unless I can clearly see yours. TSM.

For my birthday last week Fratdaddy bought me a David Yurman ring, a new longchamp tote, Columbia pfg shirt, a monogrammed fishing pole, 4 new colors of nike shorts, and a set of pearl earrings. We have been together for two months last Friday. Oh and we still haven’t had sex. TSM.

I’m not your slampiece, you’re my fratslam. TSM.

Wait… drinks cost money at the bar? TSM.