Just because I’m polite does not mean I like you. I’m Southern. TSM.

Always using proper grammar and punctuation in a text. TSM.

Not having a tattoo. TSM.

Leggings shouldn’t be sold in anything larger than a medium otherwise fat people think its okay to wear them. TSM.

“She’s my sister and I love her, but…” TSM.

All I want for Christmas is a Tiffany’s bracelet and my period. TSM.

Knowing that a sarcastic tone and the word “classy” is the most effective insult. TSM.

Feminism is for ugly girls. TSM.

If you’re shorter than me, don’t talk to me. TSM.