I don’t want him, but I don’t want her to have him. TSM.

Looking at yourself way too often when Skyping. TSM.

Before you can play “Say Yes To The Dress” you have to spend a lot of time playing “Say No To The Bro.” TSM.

I take it as a sign from God when there’s only one left in my size. TSM.

There’s three things in life every girl needs: Love to make her weak, Alcohol to make her strong, and Sisters when both things make her hit the floor. TSM.

Autocorrect needs to learn that it’s ok to add extra letters when I’m excitedddd!!! TSM.

My kids won’t throw temper tantrums in public. TSM.

“On Wednesdays, we wear letters.” TSM.

When we were new members, the actives didn’t haze us. They spoiled us! TSM.

Jennifer Aniston being totally disgusted by Ben Affleck’s cargo pants in He’s Just Not That into You. TSM.