Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

I wish Lilly Pulitzer made flasks. TSM.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? TSM.

Classy ladies never have one night stands. We just held auditions and you didn’t get a callback. TSM.

Not wanting to waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.

He asked when I had class. I told him 24/7. TSM.

Outrageous? Always. Out rage us? Never. TSM.

You’re only as strong as the sisters behind you, the man beside you, and the heels beneath you. TSM.

Letters off, bottoms up. TSM.

Here’s to lack of sleep, blistered feet, and amazing new sisters at the end of the week. TSM.