I didn’t pledge a top house, but after 4 years of hard work I’m graduating from one. TSM.

He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.

My life would be complete if Victoria’s Secret Pink made a sorority collection. TSM.

My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

The fact that Pinterest is invite only. TSM.

I have a constant internal battle about whether to be classy or give zero fucks. TSM.

The “I hope you see me not seeing you” walk-by. TSM.

Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.

“Wait, switch sides with me.” TSM.

Every girl before me was a mistake, and every girl after me will be a downgrade. TSM.