Knowing that frat guys are the biggest assholes…but still refusing to date a GDI. TSM.

Just drink until it’s not awkward anymore. TSM.

Knowing the difference between a sorority girl and a girl in a sorority. TSM.

Every kiss begins with Kay? Funny. Most of mine begin with vodka. TSM.

WHERE do all of my bobby pins go? TSM.

Open books, not legs. Blow minds, not guys. TSM.