I looked hot today. He missed out. TSM.

Get your hoop earrings the fuck away from me. TSM.

Hazing. TFM. Spoiling. TSM.

I might know him. What fraternity is he in? TSM.

Fraternity house bathroom heart-to-hearts. TSM.

Only in a sorority is it acceptable to be 19 with twins. TSM.

His first name sounds like a last name, and his last name sounds like money. TSM.

The awkward moment when a GDI asks what a GDI is. TSM.

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.