I just want you to text me so I can ignore you. TSM.

Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could’ve found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.

Boys are like PNMs: They think they pick us, but we pick them. TSM.

It’s cute how PNMs don’t realize we’re stalking them right now. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

Changing a song’s lyrics for your house, and never singing the original words again. TSM.

“Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry. TSM.

Had a bad day, bought some Coors. TFM. Had a bad day, bought some Kors. TSM.

Not liking country music is a deal breaker. TSM.

Being more excited about potential photos than the actual event. TSM.