He’s the slampiece. TSM.

“What should I say back to him?” TSM.

My parents aren’t divorced. TSM.

Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.

We would drop Rebecca Black the first day of rush. TSM.

Headband Headache. TSM.

My little is dating my fratdaddy’s little. TSM.

Making your fratdaddy leave the bars early to come over. Then, once he gets there, deciding you “just want to cuddle.” TSM.

Even my tampons are pearls. TSM.

Wal Mart. NS. Target. TSM.