Doing a better job recruiting members for your favorite fraternity as they are. TSM.

Oftentimes, I have to remind myself that if I fail out of school, I can no longer be social chair. TSM.

His girlfriend blocking your number on his phone because you’re “too pretty.” TSM.

Doing a walk of shame straight to class. TSTC.

Getting nervous that people in class will realize what you did last night, because you smell like men’s cologne. TSM.

On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother’s pearls. TSM.