“Let It Go” being the only song you are capable of singing when you’re belligerently drunk. TSM.

Drinking the awkward away. TSM.

Deciding what he’ll wear to his own formal. TSM.

Decorating your birth control with puffy paint every month. TSM.

“We have more drunk photos than sober ones.” TSM.

Using Opening Day as an excuse to drink and watch baseball asses. TSM.

Panhellenic love means keeping an eye on your friend’s man when your sorority mixes with his fraternity during Greek week. TSM.

Having the pledges bring you a Diet Coke when you’re stuck in the library, even though you haven’t been studying for over an hour. TSTC.

Talking about your favorite fraternity as if you were a member. TSM.

What happens in the group message stays in the group message. TSM.