Using his drunkenness to hide your crazy. TSM.
Using his drunkenness to hide your crazy. TSM.
“You got a shack shirt, so in the end, you won that situation.” TSM.
You win some, you lose some. Either way you can always wine some. TSM.
Your favorite fraternity stocking up on your favorite alcohol, because they know you’re coming over. TSM.
Koozies are the only reason I “don’t have pictures with alcohol.” TSM.
Befriending all the IFC presidents. TSM.
Don’t remember taking the picture, but I still look damn good. TSM.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the standards board. TSM.
The older girls in your house teaching you valuable life lessons, like how to shrink a shack shirt so it fits. TSM.
Deciding how much you like a guy based on what your theoretical children would look like. TSM.