He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.

Boycotting a fraternity because they don’t have enough elevated surfaces for your liking. TSM.

Taking stack pictures at a fraternity formal, because your whole family was invited. TSM.

The grueling process of editing alcohol out of photos. TSM.

“Do you remember ANYTHING from last night?” TSM.

Using your sorority membership card as an alternate form of identification. TSM.

Being invited to your favorite fraternity’s formal before their sweetheart. TSM.

Birth control and iced coffee: the real breakfast of champions. TSM.

Hiding a bottle in your date’s suit jacket, while pretending to have your arm around him. TSM.