Showing people pictures of your little like she’s one of your children. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.

“Have you met my little?” TSM.

Sleeping with the social chair to improve the mixer theme. TSM.

Remember that time when I opened a bottle of wine with a knife? That’s when I knew I could survive in the wild. TSM.

The name on your fake being your nickname. TSM.

Going to formal with a pledge. Going home with the president. TSTC.

Sending pictures of your potential formal dates to your mom so she can chose. TSM.