Sunglasses are a hungover girl’s best friend. TSM.

Confusing your stomach flu for a hangover. TSM.

Getting into a cat fight, while you’re dressed up like a cat. TSM.

“I just can’t shake the feeling that the standards chair and the academic chair are plotting against me.” TSTC.

Pregaming the sober swap. TSM.

Going to class hungover, and still being the best dressed. TSM.

I was like, Standards, why are you so obsessed with me? TSM.

Everyone in the house still being too drunk to drive to class in the morning. TSTC.