Getting so involved in your chapter you forget you go to school too. TSTC.

His pledges, my perks. TSM.

Margarita Monday. Tequila Tuesday. Wine Wednesday. Tonic Thursday. Fireball Friday. TSM.

Keeping your heart and your Starbucks on ice. TSM.

Being the senior everyone comes to when they’re sent to standards, because you have the most experience. TSM.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.

Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity forwarding you a copy of its social calendar. TSM.

“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.

“I’m too pretty for this.” TSM.