My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.

Refusing to wear real jeans once you’ve worn jeggings. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.

Going through your most recent photos to make sure you look good before adding the hot kid from class. TSM.

Becoming a “Big” on TSM just before becoming in real life. TSM.

Feeling personally offended when someone says they don’t like your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Taking off last night’s makeup, only to put on tonight’s makeup. TSM.

Because I’m a senior, that’s why. TSTC.

Having class when you’re not in class. TSM.