Joining a bottom tier sorority. Graduating from a top tier sorority. TSM.

Keeping your heart and your Starbucks on ice. TSM.

Doing everyday household activities in heels to break them in. TSM.

Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.

Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.

Vocally apologizing to your liver before entering a party. TSM.

This dress will buy itself back in free drinks, right? TSM.

True friendship is shotgunning beers over FaceTime when you can’t be together. TSM.