And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

Being legitimately scared to watch your Snapchat story the next day. TSM.

“ON YOUR KNEES, PLEDGE.” TFM. “…for a family lineage picture.” TSM.