If you like it, then you should have put a filter on it. TSM.

It doesn’t matter because her Pinterest boards suck anyway. TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

“You’re taking me to formal.” TSM.

When he replays your Snapchat selfie because ten seconds just wasn’t enough. TSM.

“I’m too pretty for that.” TSM.