Always swiping right if Vineyard Vines is a shared interest. TSM.

I can make the good guys bad for a weekend. TSM.

I’m not afraid of standards. Standards is afraid of me. TSM.

Marking your territory by giving him a bow tie in your sorority’s Lilly print. TSM.

Even the mom of your crew being “the drunk friend” at home. TSM.

Peppermint White Mochas are the new PSLs. TSM.

Being nicknamed “Waldo,” because no one ever knows where you are Sunday morning. TSTC.