Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.

Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

Unintentionally matching outfits with your big. TSM.

Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.

“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.