I’d shack with Rory McIlroy. TSM.

Making everyone cry with a slideshow. TSM.

Grammatically correct sexts. TSM.

Classy cleavage. TSM.

Black and Yellow. NS. Pink and Green. TSM.

“A woman’s real happiness and real fulfillment come from within the home with her husband and children” -Nancy Reagan. TSM.

Barack and Michelle not being invited to Kate and Will’s wedding. TSM.

You can hate me, but your boyfriend sure doesn’t. TSM.

Reading Cosmo while my fratdaddy does my stats homework. I need to learn some tricks to pay him back later. TSM.

Liking the assholes even though you know they are assholes. TSM.