Rors is totes adorable and I would make him a sandwich any day. TSM.

McIlroy can play on my course any day. TSM.

He’s my ex with benefits. I’m the love of his life. TSM.

Knowing you’d be a better mom at 16, than the girls on 16 and Pregnant. TSM.

Judging girls in houses at other schools based on that house’s rep at your school. TSM.

The best nicknames are ones people don’t know they have. TSM.

Pretending to be BFFs with the rival sorority during panhellenic. TSM.

Our token Asian girl is totes cuter than your token Asian girl. TSM.

Making up nicknames for people you don’t like. TSM.

Fratdaddies and stilettos: the ones that hurt you the most are your favorites. TSM.