Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.

Your sorority having the highest GPA out of all sororities on campus. TSM.

When I’m having a shitty day, that means you’re having a really shitty day. TSM.

Oh you’ve been busy? Me too. Ask your brothers. TSM.

Not sure who I Facebook stalk more…guys I like, or girls I don’t. TSM.

Looking extra cute when you’re having a bad day makes everything better. TSM.

If she’s not my sister, then she’s a slut. TSM.

He came. I faked. We conquered. TSM.

Teetering the fine line between sassy and bitchy. TSM.

Can’t be awake and alert for classes at 11:00am, but can be awake and alert for recruitment at 6:00am. TSM.