There are only two reasons to wear white after Labor Day: your wedding and, of course, initiation. TSM.

I was fine until I drank the punch. TSM.

I love all of my sisters, just not equally. TSM.

Mass texting your sisters when you move up a cup size. TSM.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, it’s the badge number. Bitch. TSM.

The only thing better than making recruitment quota is finding out who didn’t. TSM.

I love recruitment. I hate recruitment. I love recruitment. TSM.

Where the hell do all these bruises come from?! TSM.

Formal recruitment is like child labor. It’s painful and boys don’t have to go through it to get their babies. TSM.

Which bow will give away my affiliation? Pink or green? TSM.