You’re not a classy sorority when half of your chapter smokes. TSM.

Google before tweeting is the new think before speaking. #TSM.

Kate Middleton earning a PhD in the MRS degree. TSM.

“If you had come to a rush party, I would have at least been nice to you.” – Elle Woods. TSM.

Our door song is better than your door song. TSM.

Straightening my naturally straight hair just for fun. TSM.

Formal chapter is a time when you can figure out whose clothes you wanna borrow. TSM.

There are frat boys, and fraternity men. I prefer the latter. TSM.

The mom in The Notebook telling her daughter to forget the GDI and marry the fratstar attorney. TSM.

Not having to pretend to know what’s happening at the Masters because I actually do know. TSM.