Ending the week strong by skipping your Friday classes. TSM.

Swiping left on Tinder because he’s wearing cargo shorts. TSM.

Being reminded that Panhellenic love is real every time you go out with your freshman year floormates. TSM.

Being elected social chair a semester after your social probation. TSM.

I can’t date him. He’ll mess up my monogram. TSM.

The menu for your 21st birthday party consisting only of alcohol. TSM.