Never having to pay the cover. TSM.

That raging jealousy you feel when your big takes a picture with another girl in your pledge class. TSM.

Having two settings: sober and white girl wasted. TSTC.

We’re best friends on Snapchat, so you could say we are pretty serious. TSM.

Darty Season: 1 Me: -13. TSM.

You’re never too old to love pink, glitter, and Disney Princesses. TSM.

Standards meetings are no longer a threat, but an expectation. TSTC.