Doing a better job recruiting members for your favorite fraternity as they are. TSM.

Leaving your bra behind without worry, but freaking out if you leave your phone. TSM.

Threatening to call your drunk crying friend’s big if she doesn’t stop. TSM.

If you don’t have a craft drawer, are you really even in a sorority? TSM.

Using “She must be a legacy” as an insult. TSM.

Mentally canceling all of your classes during Greek Week. TSM.