“I deserved a t-shirt for that weekend.” TSM.

Being the sister standards warns the pledges about. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.