When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

Marry for money. Love will come later. TSM.

I want a guy who can take charge in the boardroom and the bedroom. TSM.

So sick of people who aren’t Beyoncé. TSM.

Rachel getting to keep her monogram when she marries Ross. TSM.

When your biggest problem is running out of monogram stickers. TSM.

He’s the slampiece. TSM.

Your study group meeting at the bars instead of the library. TSTC.

Pretending to fall asleep on him, as a means to force him to cuddle with you. TSM.