Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.

You’re never truly dressed without a monogram. TSM.

The only snap story you really watch being your own. TSM.

The closest thing to a threesome he’ll ever get is being in a picture between you and your little. TSM.

Every guy in your favorite fraternity assuming you’re going to their formal before you’re even asked. TSM.

“They’ll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.” -Effie Trinket. TSM.

Leaving a party just early enough to order pizza. TSM.