Being the reason Michael’s employees have to stay late. TSM.

When your profile picture featuring your brand new little breaks your “like” record on Facebook. TSM.

Picking out family letters, but ruling out navy shirts because you can’t wear them with leggings. TSM.

More excited about the theme than the party. TSM.

Having more documents on your laptop saved in your sorority folder than all of your class folders combined. TSM.

Standards hearings being a family affair. TSM.

Worrying about the wage gap, not the thigh gap. TSM.

Seeing your g-big on campus and literally attacking her in the middle of the student union. TSM.

Behind every great girl is a great gay. TSM.