Not letting a little thing like the facts mess up a good story. TSM.

“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.

If you’re a slut, I’m a slut. TSTC.

Your C being as good as everyone else’s A. TFM. Your A’s being as good as everyone else’s C’s. TSM.

Your former risk manager wishing your current risk manager good luck the night you become a g-big. TSM.

Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.

Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.