I’m fluent in English, sarcasm, passive aggressiveness, and flirting. TSM.

Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.

The first serious decorating decision in a new apartment being where to hang the crest. TSM.

Wearing another fraternity’s letters while you’re with him, just so he has a reason to get you out of your clothes. TSM.

Not going to a date party unless your date can find someone for your little. TSM.