Using the World Cup to help you determine what country to study abroad in. TSM.

The sisterhood of the travelling formal dress. TSM.

Manners with his mother. Makers with his father. TSM.

Being pretty offended when he tells you that you are a “good girl,” but also slightly proud that someone out there still thinks so. TSM.

Always fucked up. Never fucked over. TSM.

Shacking with soldiers totally counts as community service. TSM.

It’s a crafterpiece. TSM.

Making sure your roommate hooks up with a guy from the same fraternity as you are, so you can share a ride in the morning. TSM.

It’s only slutty if he’s ugly. TSM.

“Go like my Insta.” TSM.