Summer plans? Tanning and crafting. TSM.

Living in constant fear of a standards email. TSM.

Taking pride in how often you’re asked to do rush boobs. TSM.

The only sports I play are drinking games. TSM.

Your best friend’s little calling you “Auntie.” TSM.

Having a wine glass collection that even your own mother envies. TSM.

Getting an A on the final paper you wrote during your three-hour class on the day it was due. TSM.

I will pre-game literally anything. TSTC.

Wearing an American flag shirt to a Cinco de Mayo party. TSM.