Hooking up with a guy because his mom was in your sorority. TSM.

Pregaming your pedicure. TSM.

That raging jealousy you feel when your big takes a picture with another girl in your pledge class. TSM.

I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.

Wearing letters during the whole month of April because it’s college visiting month. TSM.

Turning fraternity brothers into eskimo brothers. TSTC.

Ending your senior year with a candle pass. TSM.

If it doesn’t have your monogram on it, is it really even yours? TSM.

With a great fake comes great responsibility. TSM.