Finals are really cutting into my drinking schedule. TSM.

Mixing alcohol with more alcohol. TSM.

Don’t chase them. Replace them. TSM.

Being more nervous about your outfit for your final presentation than the actual presentation itself. TSM.

“He never officially asked me to be his wife, but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty well.” TSM.

Refusing to wear open-toed shoes without a perfect pedicure. TSM.

Writing a paper on alcohol-induced blackouts, because you have experienced more of those than the class lectures. TSM.

Toasting shots “to sisterhood.” TSM.

Knowing your roommates’ food orders by heart. TSM.

Judging that one girl who tries way too hard to be sweetheart. TSM.