You’re never too old to love pink, glitter, and Disney Princesses. TSM.

Automatically hating any girl who walks into “your” fraternity. TSM.

Daydreaming about how you’d ask celebrities to throw up your letters if you ever meet them. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.

Scholar by day, crafter by night. TSM.

Drinking the awkward away. TSM.

“We have more drunk photos than sober ones.” TSM.

Making sure your letters are visible when you see campus tours walk by. TSM.