This would taste really good with some vodka. TSM.

I want my outfit to say “I’m fighting with my boyfriend, please look at my boobs.” TSM.

Just once I would like to wake up without bruises. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.