It’s not slutty if he’s in the military. It’s a civic duty. TSM.

I can apply make up perfectly in a moving car. Where do I put that on my résumé? TSM.

Using “She must be a legacy” as an insult. TSM.

Taking care of the seniors when they try to relive their freshman year one more time. TSM.

Being the girl everyone comes to for crafting supplies and ideas. TSM.

It’s not a shack shirt. It’s a souvenir t-shirt. TSM.

Designated “gossip time.” TSM.

“Are you getting cute or t-shirt cute?” TSM.

Your sisters automatically knowing your drink order based on your mood. TSM.