The route you need to go with is a phone break up. They’re taboo, yes, but hear me out:
During face to face break ups, every guy has dealt with the girl that turns on the waterworks and every girl has dealt with the guy who turn his inner sociopath knob up to a 10 and says all the right things you’ve been wanting him to say all along.
You’ve been getting shit on. You have no obligation to be nice or cordial. Look out for your star player on this one and do what’s best for you.
Know what you’re going to say, spit it out, and then find the zone, go into a self-induced haze, listen to nothing and respond with “I’ve made up my mind…”. Keep it short, close it clean, and then hang up. Already have your phone on silent, and walk away. Probably should have some shit to do already planned.
Cold turkey is key here. Delete EVERYTHING. Pics on your phone. Block on social media. Remove name from phone book (you’ll still know it’s him, but mentally it helps not to see the name pop up). Delete your text/facebook message threads and continue deleting WITHOUT reading as necessary. Just swipe left and hit that little red “delete” button (unless you use Android, in which case you have bigger issues).
Stayed in countless relationships because I felt like I was a bad person for not cutting the chord. First time I ended one that way it was the best decision of my life.
“@RoxeteraRibbons Oct 10 By including our first dance to @taylorswift13 in our wedding vid, we have now lost our vows, speeches & our entire audio, due to copyright”
No. You lost the ability to use copyrighted material in a video posted to the youtube page you profit from. I doubt TSwift had enforcers kicked your door in and confiscated all private copies of the video. Props to her if she’s hood like that, though.
These women are whining on the internet for attention. The only way I could like taylor swift more at the current moment is if I found out that after raining on self-described “vloggers” parades, she immediately took to instagram and started posting “You know you aren’t really a model because you posted shots you paid for yourself, right?” under girls photos.
Pro tip: You all have one friend that gives terrible advice. She’s usually one of your closest. She’s often a hater. When you’re on the ledge, wondering if you should post a pic to make him jealous, she’s yelling at you to leap. Don’t listen to her. Guys could look at picture of a man crawling through the desert and have a harder time determining if the subject of the photo was thirsty.
Aside from that, Rachel is definitely right about two things. #5 in this article and red lipstick.
And then wear an actual bullet proof vest, because if it affects mental stability in the same manner as female birth control, you’re going to live out the scene from Mr & Mrs Smith when they both realize the other is an assassin.
Dont just take it from me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5XNWFw5HVw
The route you need to go with is a phone break up. They’re taboo, yes, but hear me out:
During face to face break ups, every guy has dealt with the girl that turns on the waterworks and every girl has dealt with the guy who turn his inner sociopath knob up to a 10 and says all the right things you’ve been wanting him to say all along.
You’ve been getting shit on. You have no obligation to be nice or cordial. Look out for your star player on this one and do what’s best for you.
Know what you’re going to say, spit it out, and then find the zone, go into a self-induced haze, listen to nothing and respond with “I’ve made up my mind…”. Keep it short, close it clean, and then hang up. Already have your phone on silent, and walk away. Probably should have some shit to do already planned.
Cold turkey is key here. Delete EVERYTHING. Pics on your phone. Block on social media. Remove name from phone book (you’ll still know it’s him, but mentally it helps not to see the name pop up). Delete your text/facebook message threads and continue deleting WITHOUT reading as necessary. Just swipe left and hit that little red “delete” button (unless you use Android, in which case you have bigger issues).
Stayed in countless relationships because I felt like I was a bad person for not cutting the chord. First time I ended one that way it was the best decision of my life.
“@RoxeteraRibbons Oct 10 By including our first dance to @taylorswift13 in our wedding vid, we have now lost our vows, speeches & our entire audio, due to copyright”
No. You lost the ability to use copyrighted material in a video posted to the youtube page you profit from. I doubt TSwift had enforcers kicked your door in and confiscated all private copies of the video. Props to her if she’s hood like that, though.
These women are whining on the internet for attention. The only way I could like taylor swift more at the current moment is if I found out that after raining on self-described “vloggers” parades, she immediately took to instagram and started posting “You know you aren’t really a model because you posted shots you paid for yourself, right?” under girls photos.
I’d wager dixie girl is somebody’s “terrible advice friend”.
Pro tip: You all have one friend that gives terrible advice. She’s usually one of your closest. She’s often a hater. When you’re on the ledge, wondering if you should post a pic to make him jealous, she’s yelling at you to leap. Don’t listen to her. Guys could look at picture of a man crawling through the desert and have a harder time determining if the subject of the photo was thirsty.
Aside from that, Rachel is definitely right about two things. #5 in this article and red lipstick.
And then wear an actual bullet proof vest, because if it affects mental stability in the same manner as female birth control, you’re going to live out the scene from Mr & Mrs Smith when they both realize the other is an assassin.