“Go like my Insta.” TSM.

Being too broke to afford textbooks but having enough money to buy another sorority shirt. TSM.

Judging a guy by his ability to unhook your bra. TSM.

“I’m not judging you or anything, but oh my God!” TSM.

The apathetic “Well standards wouldn’t like this one bit,” before 99% of the things you do. TSTC.

“Go like my Insta.” TSM.

I need a white wine emoji almost as badly as I need a white wine. TSM.

“I’d rather make memories than the Dean’s list.” TSTC.

It’s only a walk of shame if he’s bottom tier. TSM.

Heart-to-hearts during group bathroom trips. TSM.