Yik Yak being filled with nothing but GDIs complaining about how annoying big/little week is. TSTC.

Having a love/hate relationship with glitter. TSM.

Getting more likes on his Instagram post than his ex did. TSM.

Our house looks like we had a rager last night, but really, it was just seven white girls getting ready. TSM.

There are bigs who mentor their littles and there are bigs who corrupt their littles. We both know which kind I’m going to be. TSM.

The school banning glitter on university property after Bid Day. TSTC.

Putting Tinder in the shopping folder on your phone. TSM.

Never leaving the house unless your eyebrows are properly “fleeked.” TSM.

Hazing fraternity pledges, but never your own. TSM.

Always drunk, never in love. TSM.