The only reason I’ll ever send someone to standards is if they wear pajama pants in public. TSM.

Getting offended when someone says “you don’t seem like the sorority type.” TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

We accept the hangovers we think we deserve. TSM.

Accidentally inviting two boys to formal. TSTC.

My favorite lip stain is wine. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

Buying nail polish because it’s called Cinderella. TSM.

“Can you see my hangover through these sunglasses?” TSM.

Having a group message called The Burn Book. TSM.