Greek mythology: “There are no rivalries between sororities.” TSTC.

“No makeup” for ritual just translating to “no contouring.” TSTC.

Painting your nails in class. TSTC.

A mixer with us would be good for their reputation. TSM.

I hope the earring I lost in his bed punctures him in his sleep. TSTC.

Going to the gym, only to realize you accidentally grabbed a water bottle filled with vodka. TSTC.

Pretending you’re on an episode of “Say Yes to the Dress” when you go formal dress shopping. TSM.

“Accidentally” smearing lipstick on his shirt to mark your territory. TSM.

Having a secret handshake with your favorite bouncer. TSM.

Marry for money. Love will come later. TSM.