Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

Pregaming the alcohol awareness seminar. TSM.

“Whatever. She only gets 25 likes on her Insta posts.” TSM.

Sorry, I’m late. I was procraftinating. TSM.

Being able to tie his bow tie almost as fast as you can untie it. TSM.

Having very strong opinions on bows. TSM.

Typing up an essay on your phone outside of the bar, and still getting an A. TSM.